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Most Patriotic: 1,077thMost Influential: 1,174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,540th
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Council of America

Population2.812 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Wiemold


The Democratic States of Council of America is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Wiemold with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.812 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 612 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,928 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The entire entry for Council of America in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', vacationing Americans expect to be treated as royalty, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Washington DC make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Council of America's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Council of America is ranked 12,589th in the world and 232nd in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 81.46 quips per hour.

Most Patriotic: 1,077thMost Influential: 1,174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,540thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,571stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,579thMost Secular: 2,100thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,358thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,834thLowest Crime Rates: 3,012thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,069thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,229thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,251stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,346thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,639thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,716thLargest Governments: 4,842ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,842ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,239thLargest Black Market: 6,520thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,448thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,483rdMost Developed: 7,653rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,944thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,421stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,666thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,208thMost Efficient Economies: 11,946thSmartest Citizens: 12,589thTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,316thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,248thMost Cultured: 15,316thMost Inclusive: 19,365thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,707thMost Authoritarian: 25,148thLargest Mining Sector: 25,974th
Most Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Secular: 69th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 88th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 116th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 118th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 141st in the regionMost Stationary: 146th in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 172nd in the region

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