The Democratic Republic of Comuny is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 414 million Comunyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of One Piece. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Comunyian economy, worth 36.4 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 87,858 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, Comuny has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuny's national animal is the Onça pintada, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Comuny is ranked 24,543^rd in the world and 440^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 54.75 quips per hour.