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In The Dominion of Soviet Felines, Cat owns human
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 241stHighest Poor Incomes: 265th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Soviet Felines

Population12.92 billion

CapitalMeowlingrad
LeaderChairman Meow
FaithMeowism

CurrencyCatnip
AnimalPolar Bear

The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.92 billion Soviet Felinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,447 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 421,620 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Soviet Felines are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.

Soviet Felines is ranked 30,056th in the world and 894th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.48 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 241stHighest Poor Incomes: 265thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 287thMost Secular: 298thLargest Black Market: 328thMost Influential: 344thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 532ndLargest Mining Sector: 598thHighest Average Incomes: 762ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 828thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 923rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,044thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,133rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,192ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,251stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,429thLargest Governments: 1,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,010thHighest Economic Output: 2,164thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,206thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,308thTop
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Most Patriotic: 2,782ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,977thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,898thSmartest Citizens: 6,219thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,126thRudest Citizens: 7,920thMost Stationary: 8,043rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,164thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,664thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,626thMost Developed: 16,345thMost Authoritarian: 21,022ndLargest Populations: 24,268thLargest Retail Industry: 24,925th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Patriotic: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 70th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Avoided: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 98th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 103rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionMost Conservative: 187th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 97 » Westnesia, Kethania, Kdogistan, Uinted Communist of Africa, Shamian, New Soviet States of America, Illeron, Liliumtopia, United Nations of Earth Federation, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Dudaev, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Stalin Lands, Huelistan, Vulga, Marxmeans, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Transbiansylvania, Saint Shepard, Debordan, Phallas, The palace of God 2, Thebrin, Karelianastan, Rothnia, Ganjallia, Luftetia, The Tsardom of Muscovy, Itilien, Bibliophilius, Socialist Heronia, Sneuna, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Picuros, Bruzzundunga, Seungli, Council of America, Green Briar, Maogeji, Unified Communist Councils, Tastiana, Keltische, Slakchtreen, Tranbian, Mallissa, Brauengen, Proletariana, Rubumba, SFRYugosalvia, Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands, and 47 others.Abazovia, Feyrisshire, Narticol, Mycenaean United States, Omafana, Councilist Communes, Soviet State of Covernant, Terlas, South Merwervader Islands, Pangeaeae, Kheltchistan, The Bon Fa Islands, Tlixa-Ali, Wice, HollowCrown, Nascotia, New Glaciers, Rohvenn, The Steephills, Afronovia, Great Lakes Nations, Zonghuacaibu, Fizula, Cinnamon Valley, 104 Partisans, Krestyana, People of atlantis, Pogging Through The Pain, The Movion, Luwendr, Boyarkinskaya, Arpol, Halsoni, Erez, Old Corus, Socialist Balkon, Vinidad, Gillscalia, North Fluedan, Canadian Democratic Republics, Comuny, The Transmanian Islands, Tackastan, Shumi, Carrico, Repolaa, and Passany.

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