The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.92 billion Soviet Felinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,447 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 421,620 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Soviet Felines are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.

Soviet Felines is ranked 30,056^th in the world and 894^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.48 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.