The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.631 billion Soviet Felinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,963 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 427,453 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, Soviet Felines's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.

Soviet Felines is ranked 1,115^th in the world and 24^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 161.74 law-abiding acts per hour.