The Loving and Kind Nation of Oofery is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Doja Cat with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.385 billion VSCO Girls are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roblox. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VSCO Girlian economy, worth 160 trillion dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 116,079 dabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, Max Barry is this year's Miss Oofery, and Doja Cat has more friends than ever before. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oofery is ranked 186,568^th in the world and 7,524^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -218.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.