Laziness is sometimes a blessing, but always a curse
Most Valuable International Artwork: 69thLargest Welfare Programs: 621stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 720th
The ProcrastiNation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.283 billion

LeaderRick Astley
Faithoccasionally lurking on NS

Currencydead meme

The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rick Astley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.283 billion Ooferians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth 828 trillion dead memes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,822 dead memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines usually include p-values, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is occasionally lurking on NS.

Oofery is ranked 10,108th in the world and 261st in The East Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.09 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 69thLargest Welfare Programs: 621stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 720thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 832ndMost Pacifist: 980thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,038thNicest Citizens: 1,116thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,258thMost Influential: 1,291stMost Inclusive: 1,435thSafest: 1,479thBest Weather: 1,841stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,273rdHighest Food Quality: 2,294thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,425thHealthiest Citizens: 2,693rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,744thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,882ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,154thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,418thLargest Governments: 3,616thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,171stMost Developed: 4,507thMost Cultured: 5,109thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,218thSmartest Citizens: 6,883rdMost Devout: 7,415thMost Efficient Economies: 10,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,035thHighest Average Incomes: 13,658thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,430thMost Income Equality: 26,307thHighest Economic Output: 26,700th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 54th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionLargest Governments: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 106th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionMost Devout: 127th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 129th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 258th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 261st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 332nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 391st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 394th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 399th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 715th in the regionMost Stationary: 985th in the regionNudest: 1,185th in the region

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