The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Doja Cat with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.589 billion Ooferians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth 355 trillion cows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,289 cows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for cow sacrifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oofery is ranked 3,670^th in the world and 112^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,991.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.