Moo, I'm a cow Doja Cat
Most Valuable International Artwork: 66thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 341stMost Influential: 640th
The ProcrastiNation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.589 billion

LeaderDoja Cat


The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Doja Cat with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.589 billion Ooferians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth 355 trillion cows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,289 cows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for cow sacrifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oofery is ranked 3,670th in the world and 112th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,991.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 66thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 341stMost Influential: 640thLargest Welfare Programs: 980thMost Pacifist: 1,096thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,125thNicest Citizens: 1,223rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,596thMost Inclusive: 1,932ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,016thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,023rdSafest: 2,256thBest Weather: 2,324thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,528thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,031stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,657thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,670thHealthiest Citizens: 3,681stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,428thLowest Crime Rates: 4,597thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,323rdLargest Governments: 5,432ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,654thMost Developed: 5,867thMost Cultured: 6,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,817thSmartest Citizens: 8,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,776thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,482ndMost Devout: 12,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,662ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,806thHighest Average Incomes: 17,330thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,536thMost Income Equality: 21,490th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionSafest: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 109th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 117th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 126th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 151st in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionMost Developed: 172nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 217th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 347th in the regionMost Devout: 392nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 397th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 463rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 476th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 517th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 608th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 749th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for cow sacrifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Oofery agreed to construct embassies between Oofery and Free land.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Oofery was endorsed by The Republic of Chriona.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 329 » New Leganes, VW53Aland, Pakitsk, Brotherland, East Malaysia, Asendavia, Evrigenis, H-Zhena, Staynes, Albrook, Mays Austrian Nation, Alttaea, Amabilis, Bai Lung, Centrical Union, CANZUK 1, CheeseBurrito, An Unknown End, Cameronia Excellentia, Concentus, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Aeljae, Barfleur, Tretrid, Elejamie, Distro-Spartica, Dratava, Drunken Seal Islands, BearStackof2015, Axdel, Adavan, Dannemarie, Dragonia, Debluu, Cymru Broadcasters, A Slanted Black Stripe, Chols Worithopia, Arouran, Edmontia, Davinhia, Cyrillic Peoples, Dravida India, The New Tace, Tawuse, Euricanis, Hexyia, Fellon, Hitaria, Forro Islands, Firenation91, and 279 others.Hokolokia, Greater New Cassandra, Holy Alasia Orozen, Gunov, Biggstonia, Enou, Imperial Akatsuki, Freedomindia, Horn of Havenkaap, HinduRashtr, Impia Aghte, Farangia, Freedom Fascists, Iodinia, Azureano, Harro Waarudho, Airrajul, Interdimensional Waifus, CopyCato, Fontesia, Karatol-Advenra, La xinga, Kublam, Icelandic Imperium, Enlil, Khadah, Lanagon, Komiker Mawrysharken, Lurolona, Modra, Layngderfleethe, Luisagna, Monezambique, Lyontisia, Janoobi Jazair, Kaigi, Norna Chitya, Lorynia, Lebarestan, Jamitri, North Insomnia, New Bradenia Ghost, Khvetsch, New Bobby, Merlovich, Headpat Central, Noreds Thereneuthene, Moewland, Kucia, Lantros, Kalaratri, Kyrtizhan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, New Liberitad, Nyanhai, Our Gods, Pantheropolis, Pizza devil cat, Kangarawa, Mecsherstein, Mozembique, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Broengtopia, Kristanya, New Ailartsua, Coruh, Free Nal Graakuo, Gemlon, Monix, Abtracnt, Pekweng, Markhor, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, BuciLand, EnderShnovia, 3 14159265358979323846264, Kunstistan, Nurmani, Dorles, Roliganistan, Rainbow Vests, Republic of Berzerkistan, Plazland, Skaivania, Ripsylvania, Samaltak True, Granskau, Servants of Gizmo, Ribanzi, Santa Dystopia, Seri Tai Republic, Wiranath, Rhothstan, Vita Libertas Beatitudinem, Taurora, Stellar Colonies, The Soviet Space Commie Union, ReeK, Unger under over, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Talitoa, United States Of Krauka, Wakeopolis, Zukchiva, Tassirion, Trulu, The Solar Ottomans, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, ReReReRepublic, Trimmania, Upper Ellisse, Under Upper Antartica, Transoxiana-Tartaria, Zulkig, Socialist Holy American Empire, Rhealaliit, Rokaku, Republoslavia, FreedomIand, The Three States of Fortuna, Goodnamesarerare, United China Nation, Wapl, Sen Jast, From New World, Ridann, Roissyland, Order of the saint Dumas, Serfvarden, Sansangra, Yharkal Bhanek, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Riveraland, Wanabe, Propwash, Bytes, The Armed Savages, Survivoristan, Joundia, Pasedonia, Zang0, Stadacon, Amjedia, Slys Paws, Mahatakutana, Jonathan Schmidt, New Spurs, Faid, Arunika, Cacnesia, Slongs, Slonful, New Mainz, Am Echad, Roma IV, South Azerbijan, Lanwa, Acronis, Kriov, The Almighty Country, Nevertopia, Republic of New India, Dragons Blood, Anarchica landia, Fradrildrun, Wallenburg, Taapi, Gemmena, Raneve Brusertheatel, Bharatewa, Narinoland, Azerbaican, Danelaw Scandinavia, Le Paradoxe, ParaSymmetry, Busto arsizio2, Kingdom of East Russia, The Great Andes, EHTYCSCYTHE, Ze Noobalingas, Rabarbarys, Vogar, ArenaC, Boooshi, Insolandie, Ankras, No Crime Here, Muricia, Crucifer, Blobbo, Claniangdow, JosheNation, Developing World, Later Goryeo, Catlovenia, Middle Pitburn, Plaines, Empire of Dabiristan, Aoba-Johsai, Progravistan, Sudarshan, Kasai del Sur, Juliania Secundus, Arasakami, Solis Ortis, Aeoliah, Capitalist Golborne, Mid-Land, THE Ophelia OF SYA, Cellar Doors, Brova, Rocie, Rosmana, LibRight Libertarianism, Kylah, Falthonia, Hogwarts of muggles, Zukish, Devlon, United Socialist States of Amerika, Legendianel, Insi Karai, Isahaak, Myreen, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Adolanta, Cisdaniria, Lorrana, Technocratic Tagalog, RumButter, Pledonia, Nordic Eurasia, North Bernia, United Arab Islamic, Tofoon, Endertopias, Soriacos, Shavara, Firlands, Arkantis, Fuflix workers union, Cratoputania, Haass, Johneez, Umdurman, Akorial, Arcarum, Jove Mahmo, Bradion, Macaco Forte, Martian States of America, The Great Tea Empire, Eastern Alksearia, Cakitalim, Yaceistan, Ulvesogullr, Eastern Romgalia, Johor DT, Cvetopia, Islamic Jewish LGBT Esoteric Communism, Sapre, Virgolia, Zwen, Gluria, Rabaconia, Espeon LD, Makho, Obridles, Biingus, Hua China, Namaste Isle, Malabasy, The Kulaata Islands, Piranovia, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Kohndalkia, Zudong, and Chriona.

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