The The holy nation of BUCHAREST CITY is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 🇷🇴🏛Ș𝕥𝕖𝕗𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕖𝕝 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕖🇷🇴🏛️ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.327 billion Romanus' are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🇷🇴🏫ᕵᗩᒪᗩᑢᘿ ᓍᖴ ᕵᗩᖇᒪᓰᗩᘻᘿᘉᖶ🇷🇴🏫. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moldovenească românească economy, worth 162 trillion 🇷🇴 𝓣𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓵 𝓭𝓮 𝓪𝓾𝓻💵✟🇷🇴s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,289 🇷🇴 𝓣𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓵 𝓭𝓮 𝓪𝓾𝓻💵✟🇷🇴s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Moldovenească românească nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, the military struggles with recruitment, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BUCHAREST CITY's national animal is the 🇷🇴 🦅Vυʅƚυɾυʅ ιɱρҽɾιαʅ αυɾιυ✟🇷🇴🦅, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ✝️🇷🇴Catholicism and Lutheranism✝️🇷🇴.

BUCHAREST CITY is ranked 239,591^st in the world and 257^th in Christians for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 609.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.