The Holy Empire of Kylynd is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Kyzrock may he live forever with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 18.11 billion Kylynders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyl. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The powerhouse Kylyndic economy, worth a remarkable 2,171 trillion Loonies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,879 Loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

All tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, students do more community service than homework, and courtrooms can be a little sketchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylynd's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheran Church of Kylynd.

Kylynd is ranked 199,615^th in the world and 123^rd in Christians for Largest Black Market, with 493 billion Standard Monetary Units.