The United Equatorial Federation of Ekopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Delkón Karụloda Fidágo Hakóso Nagar with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.964 billion Ekopes are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hekopol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekopese economy, worth 647 trillion Ekopese Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 218,454 Ekopese Francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, Ekopia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation, and scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ekopia's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ekopic Orthodox Christian Church.

Ekopia is ranked 308,739^th in the world and 357^th in Christians for Nicest Citizens, with 0.23 average smiles per day.