The Constitutional Empire of South Otselic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Harald Morgan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.795 billion South Otselicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adelein. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Otselician economy, worth a remarkable 5,932 trillion Imperial Shekels a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 260,260 Imperial Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, what goes down must come up, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Otselic's national animal is the Puppy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

South Otselic is ranked 3,305^th in the world and 1^st in Practicum Imperium Romanum for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 14,481.32 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.