The Spooky Federation of Colmis is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ghost with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, conspicuous electricity pylons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.512 billion Colmisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion Denalms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 238,309 Denalms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Easter bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 327,346^th in the world and 368^th in Christians for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.56 on the Bus Surprisal Index.