The Pink Holy Christmas of Hallownes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.886 billion Moths are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moth economy, worth 471 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,461 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hallownes's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Hallownes is ranked 43,241^st in the world and 89^th in Christians for Highest Average Incomes, with 121,461.45 Standard Monetary Units.