The Greatest Kingdom of Second Gigegchia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gechil Dreno Ludwig der Horünd the III with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.14 billion Gigegchians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronik. The average income tax rate is 72.6%.

The Gigegchian economy, worth 279 trillion Gechils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,577 Gechils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Gigegchia's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drenolism.

Second Gigegchia is ranked 199,283^rd in the world and 244^th in Christians for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.