The Christian Federal Kingdom of Thuanu is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Thiago Gabriel II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.195 billion Thuaneses enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pontelibratown. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Thuanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion Swords a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 208,296 Swords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', visitors often wonder about the new red dartboard in King Thiago Gabriel II's office, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thuanu's national animal is the White horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianism.

Thuanu is ranked 8,084^th in the world and 18^th in Christians for Most Developed, scoring 92.03 on the Human Development Index.