The United States of Kimoia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Edwin Anderson with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 3.646 billion Kimoians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North-Atlantic Concordia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kimoian economy, worth 607 trillion USK Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,521 USK Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Not all rivers run to the sea, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kimoia's national animal is the Great Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kimoia is ranked 307,357^th in the world and 336^th in Christians for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -25 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.