The Literal Nationstate of Singipore is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Li Kwan Yu with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.484 billion Singaporeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Lister-upon-Harrow. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Singaporean economy, worth 131 trillion Singapore dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 88,284 Singapore dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Singipore will pay them to stop, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singipore's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Singipore is ranked 196,170^th in the world and 263^rd in Christians for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 67.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.