The Community of Corruptini is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 506 million Corruptinis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corrupticon City. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Corrupt economy, worth 29.8 trillion Corruptees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,952 Corruptees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War criminals are given full state funerals, school uniforms are compulsory, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corruptini's national animal is the Corrupta Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Corruptini is ranked 277,332^nd in the world and 255^th in Christians for Nicest Citizens, with 5.02 average smiles per day.