The Imperial Commonwealth of Saint Marinas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.904 billion Saint Marinasai are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mónte Marina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Marinisian economy, worth 663 trillion knoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,028 knoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and protestors are soaking piles of knoins in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Marinas's national animal is the mallard duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of the Emperor.

Saint Marinas is ranked 165,688^th in the world and 806^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,515.73 Standard Monetary Units.