The Free Land of Cheesecocoaplanet is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Foodmaster with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1 billion Cheesecocoaplanetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Land. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cheesecocoaplanetian economy, worth 95.2 trillion Chocofufus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,219 Chocofufus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and everybody's got wood thanks to Foodmaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesecocoaplanet's national animal is the Brown Oppossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheesecocoaplanet is ranked 19,014^th in the world and 55^th in Christians for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,092.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.