The Federate United Kingdoms of Protisia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.348 billion Protisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protaras. The average income tax rate is 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Protisian economy, worth 185 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 137,763 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the government thinks Protisians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime is totally unknown. Protisia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Protisia is ranked 308,992^nd in the world and 346^th in Christians for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.