The Free Land of Aloztoc is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Emiliano Saavedra with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 916 million Aloztoqueños are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Aloztoc. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Aloztoqueño economy, worth 31.7 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,645 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aloztoc's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Aloztoc is ranked 124,504^th in the world and 1,646^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,024.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.