The Federation of Javlardina is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Zavijer Nyberg with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 842 million Javlardinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nøvi-Pireneiz. The average income tax rate is 33.3%.

The very strong Javlardinan economy, worth 66.5 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 79,004 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, the government is spending billions of taxpayer dollars to support "struggling" industries, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Javlardina's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Javlardina is ranked 67,859^th in the world and 726^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,216.32 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.