The Kingdom of Donauviane is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 108 million Donauwörterners are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Donauwörternernian economy, worth 6.37 trillion Flortsias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,988 Flortsias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donauviane's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Donauviane is ranked 68,831^st in the world and 710^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.33 law-abiding acts per hour.