The Confederacy of The Kislean is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 888 million Kisleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kisleanian economy, worth 41.3 trillion Kwons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,562 Kwons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, Kisleans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and the Kisleanian government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kislean's national animal is the Winged Ko-Prol, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Kislean is ranked 125,060^th in the world and 278^th in Starlight for Smartest Citizens, with 33.05 quips per hour.