The Dictatorship of Koiopolis is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 29 million Koiopolitans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The strong Koiopolitan economy, worth 2.09 trillion Koimaes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 72,007 Koimaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and Leader has been nicknamed 'Robomop'. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Koiopolis's national animal is the Urban Grey Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Koiopolis is ranked 11,957^th in the world and 16^th in Starlight for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,734.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.