The Metallica Lover of Liberza is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by James Hetfield with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.742 billion Liberzans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüwenmont. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liberzan economy, worth 750 trillion Libers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,700 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liberza's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liberza is ranked 80,033^rd in the world and 1,133^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,528.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.