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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,852nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,998th Largest Governments: 4,083rd
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.628 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Currencycandy cane

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.628 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth 742 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,611 candy canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, it's best not to ask what goes into Dal'Kaldera Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 12,781st in the world and 272nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 101 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,852ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,998thLargest Governments: 4,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,123rdMost Developed: 5,418thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,575thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,794thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,191stMost Influential: 6,246thHealthiest Citizens: 6,496thMost Efficient Economies: 6,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,043rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,316thSmartest Citizens: 7,499thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,738thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,912thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,715thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,164thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,258thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,414thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,668thMost Secular: 9,714thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,219thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,401stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,431stBest Weather: 10,818thLargest Retail Industry: 10,832ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,945thMost Inclusive: 12,365thMost Cultured: 12,781stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,409thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,965th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 91st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Influential: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 127th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 127th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 152nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 181st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 193rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th in the regionMost Inclusive: 219th in the regionMost Secular: 223rd in the regionBest Weather: 228th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 228th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 237th in the regionMost Cultured: 272nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 279th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 340th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 356th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 430th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 559th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 590th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 591st in the region

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