Oofa doofa. Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,546th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,871st Largest Governments: 4,072nd
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.03 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Currencycandy cane

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.03 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth 825 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,902 candy canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 9,548th in the world and 236th in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,858.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 3,546thLowest Crime Rates: 3,871stLargest Governments: 4,072ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,128thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,962ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,975thHighest Average Incomes: 5,210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,412thMost Developed: 5,439thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,380thMost Efficient Economies: 6,484thHealthiest Citizens: 6,559thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,705thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,951stMost Influential: 7,170thSmartest Citizens: 7,399thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,934thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,984thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,373rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,886thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,081stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,948thMost Secular: 10,215thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,297thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,385thBest Weather: 10,575thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,018thLargest Retail Industry: 11,454thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,065thMost Inclusive: 12,364thMost Cultured: 12,746thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,633rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,745thHighest Economic Output: 16,856th
Highest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 119th in the regionMost Developed: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 146th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 151st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 168th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 196th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 206th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 208th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 219th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 226th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 230th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 237th in the regionMost Secular: 248th in the regionBest Weather: 263rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 266th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 266th in the regionMost Cultured: 303rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 336th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 350th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 427th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 565th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 601st in the region

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