The Otikanese Republic of Khantashonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dakomog Tamékorax with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.515 billion Khantashonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinnozarre. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Khantashonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,380 trillion Khantashonian Petus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,923 Khantashonian Petus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khantashonia's national animal is the Caracal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Otikanism.

Khantashonia is ranked 277,229^th in the world and 4,355^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 30.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.