The Commonwealth of Allwarts is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Warton with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 30.53 billion Allwartsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wartovia. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Allwartsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,968 trillion Warts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,245 Warts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and news headlines suggest that President Warton has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Allwarts's national animal is the Warthog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the All Seeing.

Allwarts is ranked 21,317^th in the world and 383^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,843.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.