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Why President Warton
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,176thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,429thRudest Citizens: 1,736th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Allwarts

Population25.016 billion

CapitalWartovia
LeaderPresident Warton
FaithThe Church of the All Seeing

CurrencyWart
AnimalWarthog

The Commonwealth of Allwarts is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Warton with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 25.016 billion Allwartsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wartovia. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Allwartsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,346 trillion Warts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,707 Warts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, belief that President Warton is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Allwartsians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Allwarts's national animal is the Warthog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the All Seeing.

Allwarts is ranked 255,802nd in the world and 6,751st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,176thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,429thRudest Citizens: 1,736thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,086thHighest Economic Output: 2,282ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,813thMost Cultured: 3,331stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,685thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,166thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,174thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,319thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,349thMost Efficient Economies: 4,943rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,060thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,257thLargest Populations: 5,338thMost Influential: 6,081stHighest Average Incomes: 6,200thBest Weather: 6,254thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,287thMost Patriotic: 6,541stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,645thSmartest Citizens: 7,401stMost Developed: 7,782ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,278thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,275thHighest Food Quality: 9,897thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,307thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,253rdMost Armed: 11,558thLargest Black Market: 11,664thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,020thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,352ndLargest Governments: 18,771stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,834thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,274thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,026th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Populations: 89th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 99th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 109th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 141st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 143rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 160th in the regionMost Patriotic: 164th in the regionBest Weather: 175th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 194th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 234th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 236th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 238th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 262nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 278th in the regionMost Armed: 280th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 317th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 410th in the regionLargest Governments: 416th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 449th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 518th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 541st in the regionMost Stationary: 550th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 590th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 591st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Allwartsians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, belief that President Warton is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Allwarts voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Allwarts voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Allwarts, t-shirts displaying a photo of President Warton performing the Full-Monty are selling out.

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