The Great nest and True artist of Land of bird is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Bird Man with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.327 billion Land of birdians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bird mans base. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Land of birdian economy, worth 222 trillion Bird banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,345 Bird banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Land of bird's national animal is the Bullfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sillyism.

Land of bird is ranked 152,950^th in the world and 3,125^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 11.32 flags saluted per person per day.