The Holy Empire of Farrakhan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.606 billion Farrakhanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farrakhan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Farrakhanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,133 trillion Bitcoin Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 515,307 Bitcoin Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn Siamese Cats into functioning members of society, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farrakhan's national animal is the Siamese Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Farrakhan is ranked 316,108^th in the world and 6,455^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -1602 on the Scary Big Number Scale.