The Communist Campus of Chocolatistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairman Chocolate with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.415 billion Chocolatistani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacao town. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolatistan economy, worth a remarkable 4,279 trillion fenomenal fiat flippoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 577,181 fenomenal fiat flippoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, people are often woken up by rubbish music, and Chocolatistan athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chocolatistan's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.

Chocolatistan is ranked 3,866^th in the world and 63^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 90.26 flags saluted per person per day.