The Federal Council Republic of East Owenistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Owen Jayne with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.934 billion East Owenistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yelnats-Zeroni. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Owenese economy, worth 711 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,179 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime is totally unknown. East Owenistan's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

East Owenistan is ranked 205,945^th in the world and 4,374^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 48.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.