When one empire falls, We rise to take its place Emperor Noel the III
Most Valuable International Artwork: 656thLowest Crime Rates: 3,865thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,085th
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Population8.076 billion

LeaderEmperor Noel the III

CurrencyHypon Turam

The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 8.076 billion Hyponians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyponichtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,624 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and on-duty Air Hyponichtmallieturam flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tulipism.

Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 152,184th in the world and 3,810th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 253.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 656thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,865thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,085thHealthiest Citizens: 4,100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,259thMost Patriotic: 4,580thBest Weather: 4,737thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,799thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,219thMost Influential: 5,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,903rdMost Developed: 5,916thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,471stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,574thLargest Governments: 6,956thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,975thHighest Food Quality: 7,025thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,124thMost Inclusive: 7,351stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,585thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,814thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,869thSmartest Citizens: 10,376thMost Cultured: 10,579thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,106thMost Authoritarian: 13,344thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,864thHighest Average Incomes: 14,883rdMost Income Equality: 16,963rdHighest Economic Output: 17,086thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,485thMost Efficient Economies: 19,593rdMost Secular: 20,181stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,448thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,563rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 104th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 116th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionBest Weather: 133rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 152nd in the regionMost Developed: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 171st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 174th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 179th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 180th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 182nd in the regionLargest Governments: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 188th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 206th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 219th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Cultured: 254th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 286th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 310th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 359th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 381st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 410th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 412th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 422nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 449th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 501st in the regionMost Income Equality: 505th in the regionMost Stationary: 508th in the regionMost Secular: 511th in the region

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