Population | 40.536 billion |
Capital | Awesomoria |
Leader | Lance Turbo |
Faith | Church of Pittmanology |
Currency | awesome |
Animal | poobum weehead |
The Entity of Super Mega Awesome is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lance Turbo with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 40.536 billion Super Mega Awesomoids have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesomoria. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Super Mega Awesomoidian economy, worth an astonishing 15,482 trillion awesomes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 381,947 awesomes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the Super Mega Awesome Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Mega Awesome's national animal is the poobum weehead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Pittmanology.
Super Mega Awesome is ranked 6,489th in the world and 141st in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,254.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the Super Mega Awesome Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, foreign musicians that Lance Turbo dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » Panormia, Emeseses, Razorback, Nation of Urie, Perfect Sublime Masters, Farrakhan, TorNaGul, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, Extebly, Arinteriswith, Hyponichtmallieturam, Saavir Yuvon, Federated Ugasque Countries, Chocolatistan, Falangist Quebec, Lux Prima, Angbhand, Elaribel, Llanfyrhall, Regione Calabria, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Toerana, Liberza, Courage Caverns, Neo Imperial America, Arctic Lands, Lumiere du Premier, TescoPepsi, The Anarchic Pixels, United States Of Alpha, Bouncepot, GreaterPolsnan, Sestabolgia, Karputsk, Three Galaxies, and Alymurh.