The Feudal-Caliphate of Hasier is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gartek Nurmagomedov with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.631 billion Herians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Herian economy, worth 685 trillion Herian Kaflas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,660 Herian Kaflas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hasier's national animal is the Heria Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Hasier is ranked 296,312^th in the world and 3,964^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 1.19 average smiles per day.