Apart, we are Broken. United, we are God.
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,926thMost Influential: 6,743rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,154th
The Polish Superiority of
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Population1.688 billion

LeaderEmperor Vrawkensawn XII
FaithHydroxenixy Church of Hydrogen


The Polish Superiority of Hasier is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Vrawkensawn XII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.688 billion Poles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vrawsaw. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Polish economy, worth 163 trillion Zlotlies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,913 Zlotlies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, political detractors refer to Emperor Vrawkensawn XII as 'that Bigtopian puppet', and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hasier's national animal is the potwór, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hydroxenixy Church of Hydrogen.

Hasier is ranked 61,796th in the world and 1,501st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,494.51 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,926thMost Influential: 6,743rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,154thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,306thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,466thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,401stMost Cultured: 21,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,545thMost Authoritarian: 22,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,154thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,154thHealthiest Citizens: 27,244th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 266th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 348th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the regionMost Cultured: 454th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 459th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 484th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 494th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 511th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 529th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 558th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 586th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 595th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 648th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 656th in the region

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