The Polish Superiority of Hasier is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Vrawkensawn XII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.688 billion Poles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vrawsaw. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Polish economy, worth 163 trillion Zlotlies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,913 Zlotlies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, political detractors refer to Emperor Vrawkensawn XII as 'that Bigtopian puppet', and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hasier's national animal is the potwór, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hydroxenixy Church of Hydrogen.

Hasier is ranked 61,796^th in the world and 1,501^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,494.51 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.