The United Socialist States of DisregardWork is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bardock Obama with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.97 billion DisregardWorkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DisregardWorkian economy, worth a remarkable 9,818 trillion bullets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 297,809 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, families make most of their annual income from government benefits, and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime is totally unknown. DisregardWork's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DisregardWork is ranked 512^th in the world and 15^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 175.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.