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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 80thLargest Retail Industry: 289thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 292nd
The Oceanic Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Ghojingles

Population15.954 billion

CapitalMetrovopolis
LeaderCaesar
FaithAbsurdism

CurrencyBlue Note
AnimalLobster

The Oceanic Empire of Ghojingles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caesar with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.954 billion Ghojis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrovopolis. The average income tax rate is 9.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ghojian economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion Blue Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,070 Blue Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, in a baffling press conference Caesar proudly dismantled a broken door, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ghojingles's national animal is the Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Absurdism.

Ghojingles is ranked 2,059th in the world and 77th in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 51 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 80thLargest Retail Industry: 289thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 292ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 463rdFattest Citizens: 548thMost Devout: 686thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 743rdHighest Crime Rates: 843rdMost Armed: 919thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,285thMost Cultured: 1,920thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,059thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,229thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,249thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,660thRudest Citizens: 2,717thLargest Black Market: 3,207thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,082ndMost Avoided: 5,706thHighest Economic Output: 5,759thMost Influential: 6,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,562ndNudest: 8,248thHighest Average Incomes: 8,820thHighest Food Quality: 10,415thMost Inclusive: 10,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,713thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,263rdLargest Publishing Industry: 23,517thMost Efficient Economies: 24,796th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 77th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 150th in the regionMost Avoided: 172nd in the regionNudest: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 232nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 249th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 253rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 281st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 294th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 386th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 473rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 529th in the regionMost Stationary: 575th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 639th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, in a baffling press conference Caesar proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Ghojingles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, Ghojian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Ghojingles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".

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