The Oceanic Empire of Ghojingles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caesar with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.954 billion Ghojis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrovopolis. The average income tax rate is 9.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ghojian economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion Blue Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,070 Blue Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, in a baffling press conference Caesar proudly dismantled a broken door, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ghojingles's national animal is the Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Absurdism.

Ghojingles is ranked 2,059^th in the world and 77^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 51 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.