The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM Cleo and HM Topaz with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 25.83 billion Topazites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brwoopt. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cleo and Topazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion Furs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,086 Furs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, all the playground's a stage for Cleo and Topazian schoolchildren, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleo and Topaz's national animal is the Gray Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reform Felineism.

Cleo and Topaz is ranked 252,476^th in the world and 6,879^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -26 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.