The Nomadic Peoples of The White Legs is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 701 million White Legsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Three Marys. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish White Legsian economy, worth 23.7 trillion caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 33,840 caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, The White Legs has designated Three Marys as its capital city, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and there's a politician called Male Infant Banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The White Legs's national animal is the Yao Guai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The White Legs is ranked 261,590^th in the world and 479^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 7.01 Obesity Rate.