The Bestest Kingdom of Semper-Luxuria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alex the Polychromos with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.157 billion Semper-Luxurians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porphurepolis. The average income tax rate is 7.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Semper-Luxurian economy, worth 561 trillion margaritas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,970 margaritas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime is totally unknown. Semper-Luxuria's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pantheon of Thalassa.

Semper-Luxuria is ranked 72,508^th in the world and 32^nd in Karma for Largest Black Market, with 5.60 trillion Standard Monetary Units.