The Protectorate of Muggkaahn is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 222 million Pyisuur are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Pyisuur economy, worth 6.20 trillion coiled-twigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 27,912 coiled-twigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), motorbike jousters live young and die fast, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muggkaahn's national animal is the water strider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Muggkaahn is ranked 131,605^th in the world and 100^th in Karma for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,789.84 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.