The Principality of Maleno is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Philippe I with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.42 billion Malenoans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Relaneo. The average income tax rate is 58.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Malenoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,052 trillion Maleno dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,729 Maleno dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, a light breeze is enough to make Philippe I fold, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, and Malenoan military drills look more like joint-Karma exercises than anything else. Crime is totally unknown. Maleno's national animal is the Malenoan swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Maleno is ranked 33,490^th in the world and 56^th in Karma for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,530.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.