The Mouth Breathers of Bingusell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The National Advisors of Justice with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.624 billion Bingusi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair An Chaos. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bingillian economy, worth 162 trillion Bings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,953 Bings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bingusell's national animal is the Vine Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wormality.

Bingusell is ranked 94,761^st in the world and 92^nd in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,459.4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.