The Sunshine Republic of Mega Jorts is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Le Premier Jortian with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 7.293 billion Jortians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jort City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jortian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Threads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 182,796 Threads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Mega Jorts, a century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations, political cartoonists are known for their distinctive odour, and Squirrel is one of the most popular forenames in Mega Jorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mega Jorts's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jortianity.

Mega Jorts is ranked 252,382^nd in the world and 184^th in Karma for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.48 percentage of bribes refused.