What's my line? Chris Pratt
Most Influential: 3,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,651stMost Devout: 7,792nd
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The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy

Population1.916 billion

LeaderChris Pratt

Animalanthropomorphic raccoon

The Intergalatic Empire of The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chris Pratt with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.916 billion Freakin' Guardians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sedonia. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freakin' Guardian economy, worth 251 trillion guardiums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,372 guardiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy" on tails, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, government policy is dictated by Guardianism, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy's national animal is the anthropomorphic raccoon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Guardianism.

The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy is ranked 140,291st in the world and 128th in Karma for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 810.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 3,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,651stMost Devout: 7,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,417thLowest Crime Rates: 11,481stLargest Retail Industry: 11,552ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,869thMost Patriotic: 12,263rdMost Developed: 12,521stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,164thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,402ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,656thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,095thLargest Governments: 16,083rdMost Cultured: 16,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,582ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,600thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,686thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,764thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,121stMost Efficient Economies: 20,610thHighest Average Incomes: 21,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,833rdSmartest Citizens: 22,022ndLargest Welfare Programs: 23,777thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,333rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,769thHealthiest Citizens: 26,454th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the region

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