The Rogue Nation of Franfooziland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 363 million Franfoozilandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Franfoozilandian economy, worth 14.9 trillion duckets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,142 duckets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Franfoozilandian Desert, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Franfoozilandians like vultures. Crime is totally unknown. Franfooziland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Franfooziland is ranked 136,262^nd in the world and 2,972^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.3 law-abiding acts per hour.