Population | 28.902 billion |
Capital | New Eden |
Leader | Jon |
Faith | Druidism |
Currency | jalim |
Animal | dragon |
The Most Serene Republic of Eternal Phoenix is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.902 billion Eternal Phoenixians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Eden. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Eternal Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 5,827 trillion jalims a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,622 jalims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, and the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Phoenix's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Druidism.
Eternal Phoenix is ranked 2,564th in the world and 85th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.66 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by The Free Land of ECC Norway.
- : Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall.
- : Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by The Republic of Johodovill.
- : Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Elaribel.
- : Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by The Mew of Wonseon.
- : Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by The Flag Made By Paige of Cyptopir.
- : Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Following new legislation in Eternal Phoenix, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle.
- : Following new legislation in Eternal Phoenix, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 31 » Yoshiterra, Emeseses, Panormia, Fragmented Spero, Nation of Urie, TorNaGul, Farrakhan, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, Arinteriswith, POPULICA, Saavir Yuvon, Chocolatistan, Precisely Nothing, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Arctic Lands, Orcuo, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Liberza, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, New French Nation, Stal Valley, Elaribel, Llanfyrhall, ECC Norway, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.