The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Consul with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.816 billion Llanfyrhallians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaidolen. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfyrhallian economy, worth 290 trillion firas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,218 firas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfyrhall's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

Llanfyrhall is ranked 267,098^th in the world and 5,490^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,781.58 Standard Monetary Units.