The Kingdom of Arinteriswith is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by James Johnson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 8.3 billion Arinteriswithians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedom. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arinteriswithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,693 trillion Freeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,025 Freeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arinteriswith's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Arinteriswith is ranked 200,102^nd in the world and 4,910^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.