The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 16.236 billion rakyat Emeseses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 7,243 trillion Emeseses Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 446,156 Emeseses Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, and gay men commonly complain about their time of the month. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 2,063^rd in the world and 40^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 3,673 trillion Standard Monetary Units.