Population | 2.111 billion |
Capital | Ironhold |
Leader | Kaelthar Tyrannis |
Faith | Creed of Ashkara |
Currency | Moners idk |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Maniacal Egotism of Cyptopir is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaelthar Tyrannis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.111 billion Cyptopiriots are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironhold. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Cyptopiriot economy, worth 343 trillion Moners idks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 162,633 Moners idks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,468,191 per year while the poor average 2,186, a ratio of 671 to 1.
Scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, the doctor has cold hands, and the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cyptopir's national animal is the Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Creed of Ashkara.
Cyptopir is ranked 1,336th in the world and 31st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.47 million Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cyptopir suppressed a post on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Cyptopir lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Cyptopir lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Cyptopir lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Cyptopir suppressed a post on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Cyptopir altered its national flag.
- : Cyptopir altered the regional flag of The Rejected Realms.
- : Cyptopir was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts, killing 4 million zombies.
- : Cyptopir was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Cyptopir was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts, infecting 1 million survivors.